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Download FREE... funny telephone answering machine messages (voice mail greetings) that you can use on your voice mail.

6th Sense Detective Agency
Adam Sandler Pot Smokers
Afterlife
Alice Cooper
Alien
All Tied Up
Answering Service
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Meatwad
Arnold Schwarzenegger Pizza Delivery
Austin Powers
Baseball
Beavis and Butt-head
Bill Clinton's 900 Number
Bob and Tom
Britney Spears
Bubba Fat Ass Office
Bugsy
CPX 2000
Called To Say I Love You
Cant Find Phone
Cheech And Chong
Chris Trousdale
Cledus T Judd - Pot Smokers
Clint Eastwood - Smith Wesson and Me
Clone
Coca-Cola

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Columbo
Confused
Crabby
Cradle Of Filth - Danis
Da Da Da
Dane Cook
Dial An Asshole (typical answering message of your legal Bar Association)
Donnie Baker
Dragon Ball Z Vegeta
Drinking at the Pub
Easy Listening Sound
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley TV
Eminem
FBI vs Taliban
Failure To Communicate
Family Guy
Farts
Faulty Towers
Fields
Flanders
Flintstones
Flying Fuck
For My Cat
For My Dog

 



Garfield Gerbles
Garfield Naked Jello
George Bush Sr
George Carlin
God Speaking
Ha Ha Lady
Harry Connick Jr.
Hell
Hepburn
Horse Racing
Howard Stern
Humphrey Bogart
I Hear the Phone
If You Really Want to Talk
Igor
Indian Guy saying “Please will you pick up the telephone... ring ring”
Jack
Jack Nicholson
Jerky Boys
Jim Rockford
Jimmy Stewart
Jokester
Karloff
Kermit
Kitty Will Die
Learn Japanese

 



Leave a Message
Leave a Mother Fucking Message - The Jerky Boys
Left Right Left
Like Hi
Lion Sleep Tonight Tune
Lorena Bobbit
Machines Homer
Marvin The Martian
Meet The Fockers
Mentos Theme
Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Military March
Mission Impossible
Monty Python - Alzheimers Research...
Monty Python - I'm Busy
Monty Python - Insult
Monty Python - Irishman
Monty Python - Silly Voices Preservation Society
Mr. Sandman
Multiple Choice
NSYNC Justin Timberlake
Nobody Is Getting Away
Number Changed
PMS Hotline

 



POD
Pencil
Peter Sellers
Porky Pig
Prozac
Psychiatric Office
Pulp Fiction
Rappin
Ren And Stimpy
Ren And Stimpy
Richy San Borai
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield Bungey Jumping
Roy D Mercer Hillbilly Message
Santa Clause
Scooby Doo
Secret Mission
Seinfeld George
Sex Ahhh
Sex Story
Shirley Q Liquor
Shirley Temple
Silence Of The Lambs
So You Decided
Speak

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Spice Girls
Split Personality
Star Trek
Star Trek - Borg
Star Trek - Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek - Spok
State of the Art
Stewardess Flight Message
Stop And Take Your Call
Suicide
Taliban
Telephone Warning
Thank You For Calling
Thank You For Calling 911
The Devil
The Fingers R Too Fat
The Simpsons - Ned Flanders
The Simpsons - Rainier Wolfcastle
The Simpsons - Springfield Police
The Youth Ahead
Today's Topic
Toy Co.
United States Marine Corps
Wanda Sykes
Wanker

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Warning
We're A Tape Recording
Where'd You Get This Number
Won A Car
You Better Leave A Message

FRENCH ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE
MESSAGES DE REPONDEUR EN FRANCAIS


Bip le flic - French policeman
Frite sur la ligne
Un voleur sur la ligne
Tarzan
Paysan
Les 7 nains
Chinois
Africain
Johnny Halliday
Jacques Chirac
Louis de Funes

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